Introduce Yourself : Greetings Fellow Earthlings! by Brian Connor

Brian Connor

Greetings Fellow Earthlings!

I'm going to do something a little different with my opportunity to introduce myself. Rather than bore you all with a list of accomplishments you'd probably care less about, I've decided to tell you something a little personal about myself. Last week, my three month old daughter "accidentally" punched me in the eye while I was holding her. She then proceeded to vomit in my mouth while I was partially blind. As I was trying to regain my eyesight and attempting to get the taste of throwup out of my mouth, my only thought was: I love my daughter and I wouldn't trade being a parent for anything. No matter how many times she vomits on me, she will always have a father who loves her! The moral of my introduction: If you are passionate about what you do, then nothing can keep you from what you love. (And, never hold a baby directly over your face right after they've eaten)

Shane M Wheeler

Gross! And hello! And cool. (Had me at Greetings Fellow Earthlings, honestly.).

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