Introduce Yourself : Philadelphia Rap Organization (PRO) by Michael Edward Reif

I was born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania USA if you didn't guess that already. I grew up in a poor working class neighborhood and I'm a Minister now. I was always allowed to play near the train rail yards and the abandoned factories around town and I guess for the obvious reasons, they're up for sale and it would take a Minister to make it happen and if the Minister was a good guy they might let him come play near them one day again. I am a Professional Musician as well and I have toured around the world with some pretty awesome bands like U2, Lynard Skynard, Aerosmith, Guns and Roses, Mettallica, Skid Row, Bon Jovi, Meatloaf and even Toni Braxton and Seal and probably many more and I hope they forgive me. It was all for a good cause. I think that it has a lot to do with the Euro, African Union and Americans looking to start over in that part of the world. Some in the government say I have some problems with small places and I have to live outside and well they tell me I'm not allowed to be married and I should be on drugs and well screw them too and I'm sure they would be happy to hear me talk that way because as far as I'm concerned their all a bunch of fruitcakes that love to be full of nuts. I'm not saying that I wouldn't be good if I was around them but they have to meet me halfway or else it's a no go and well since they treat me like an animal I'll just have to stay in touch with those feelings because well I'm homeless and do what I have to do when they come to get me reminded that I am a professional (Sheriff, Firefighter and Police Chief in the Civilian, Military and Federal Governments, and some people have referred to me as a city all my own and that's because it's true. I can be anyone I want to be and since it's hard to get away from the music and the movies and they won't give me my gun, badge and government Identification and the idea of a drug addicted whore jailbird really is a big turnoff anyway I guess this is it. Oh yeah, since I'm not gay either and some of these fags keep spreading rumors after they pick a fight with me by putting their hands on me that I'm a wife beater I'm having a hard time finding a woman to talk too and a man without a woman sure is entertaining I've heard them say it's kinda like poke a guerilla in a cage with a stick while it's trying to get some sleep with out actually using a stick ot a cage. What a bunch of jerks, tight. It's what I have to put up with. I hope that I've helped you to understand a little more about me. I want everyone to be honest and that means if you don't want to get ypur ass kicked then don't put you hands on someone that doesn't want them on them bacause you can only get away with something for so long.