UNCLE PHIL (age unknown), a ruggedly handsome, charming screenwriter, walks up to the podium at a Beverly Hills AA meeting. Has he no shame?
PHIL:
Hi, I"m Phil, and I'm and alcoholic.
AUDIENCE
(in unison)
Hi Phil
PHIL:
I'm one day sober and ready to take on the world. By the way, are there any literary or talent agents here tonight? I have a couple of scripts in my trunk. There's a nice bar down the block, we can talk shop and throw back a few club sodas.
Uncle, it doesn't quit go like that but I've heard them mention what they do for a living in their qualification. You'd be surprise whose in those meetings. I'll never tell.
Dan, that's funny. Probably true, but funny.
Dan, the same is in NY.
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Dan M:
UNCLE PHIL (age unknown), a ruggedly handsome, charming screenwriter, walks up to the podium at a Beverly Hills AA meeting. Has he no shame?
PHIL:
Hi, I"m Phil, and I'm and alcoholic.
AUDIENCE
(in unison)
Hi Phil
PHIL:
I'm one day sober and ready to take on the world. By the way, are there any literary or talent agents here tonight? I have a couple of scripts in my trunk. There's a nice bar down the block, we can talk shop and throw back a few club sodas.
Uncle, it doesn't quit go like that but I've heard them mention what they do for a living in their qualification. You'd be surprise whose in those meetings. I'll never tell.