Screenwriting : How to Get a Lit Agent by Jeff Lyons

Jeff Lyons

How to Get a Lit Agent

"How to Get a Literary Agent the Right Way" from my pals at Script Mag ... free ebook worth a look ...

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Jeff Langham

Dan, that's funny. Probably true, but funny.

Erik Handsome Smalls

Dan, the same is in NY.

Phillip E. Hardy, "The Real Deal"

Dan M:

UNCLE PHIL (age unknown), a ruggedly handsome, charming screenwriter, walks up to the podium at a Beverly Hills AA meeting. Has he no shame?

PHIL:

Hi, I"m Phil, and I'm and alcoholic.

AUDIENCE

(in unison)

Hi Phil

PHIL:

I'm one day sober and ready to take on the world. By the way, are there any literary or talent agents here tonight? I have a couple of scripts in my trunk. There's a nice bar down the block, we can talk shop and throw back a few club sodas.

Erik Handsome Smalls

Uncle, it doesn't quit go like that but I've heard them mention what they do for a living in their qualification. You'd be surprise whose in those meetings. I'll never tell.

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