Screenwriting : Let's Play. by Angela Cristantello

Angela Cristantello

Let's Play.

Let's say this is the first still released for a movie coming out this summer.

What is the title of this movie?

And what's its logline? :)

Eoin O'Sullivan

Spiked.

When a tainted hair rejuvenation product turns a man into a laser-eyed supervillain, the fate of the world rests in the hands of a few mildly engaged football fans.

Craig D Griffiths

“vision”

One man can see the truth in a world hypnotised by a charismatic doomsday cult leader.

Gen Vardo

Play it Like A Man:

Seeing your mother dressed as a man for the first time can be hard, especially if she's playing county rugby, against your home team.

Wal Friman

Hankies

A Harvard graduate suffering an identity crisis inherits a successful funeral parlor and must get his act together or dive even deeper.

E Langley

SPEX.

After a dejected loser buys X-Ray glasses, he travels the country peeping football cheerleaders.

Barry Smith

Blue Eyes.

Elton John has to flee for his life from a fan who takes his songs a little bit too literally.

E Langley

ELECTRIC DICK.

After Dick, a trainee electrician, accidentally inserts his penis in a live socket, he obsesses over a superstar singer under the belief she is in psychic contact with him.

Rutger Oosterhoff

To strengthen "foreign" relations --

Universal Pictures & Glasnost pictures & Great Chineze Wall pictures

PRESENT

"Universal Soccer Sins"

Genre: Black Comedy

Logline:

"During a soccer game in honor of the first black female US President, an Alien Redkneck, fan of David Beckham, must use his supervision to take out a Trump loving Russian terrorist wanting to kill all hope for a non-polarized America."

Tagline: You love to hate to love this movie!

Age: PG13 -- except in Russia and China, where the --

Merchandised "Non-Polarized - 3D- Supervision Movie Glasses" are strictly forbidden.

No "worldwide" Aftersales"...

After asking for the free glasses you're almost too tired to watch the movie, and...

Conspiracy Theory

... after seeing this movie you will be BLIND... and Russia and China take over the world.

MB Stevens

FORESEER

An agoraphobic priest and his prophetic extroverted purple hair niece must embark on a dangerous mission to hunt and slay demon-possessed celebrities to stop a war that will end the world.

Marco Renna

DEPARTURE (a short film)

A race of intergalactic travellers materialise on the pitch of a football stadium, after surveying the gathered examples of humanity realise communication is impossible and leave.

Tony Ray

"PITCH MEETING (OTHERWISE KNOWN IN THE HEAVEN'S AS "WHO THE HELL INVITED DAVE TO THIS SHINDIG!?")"

A fan of both soccer and the movie "Labyrinth", Dave was quite eccentric about both. Until one day, when he finds a pair of glasses that allow him to see the Soccer Gods presiding over a match. With his favorite team in the playoffs, Dave has to battle the wits of the Futbol Almighties in order to help get the championship.

Rutger Oosterhoff

MB, I would suggest Cick-Ass Chloë Grace Moretz as the purple hair niece.

Ianna R Miolan-Cruz

Title: "Snowden II: The comeback" --

The world's most wanted and elusive Agent gone rogue, was actually spotted inside the country that he tried to hide from, is found on live screen at a Green Bay Packers game, wearing Area 51 googles. The race is on to capture alive and return future technology back to it's trademarked person.

MB Stevens

I like it, Rutger.

Gen Vardo

Lanna, love it :)

DD Myles

"Dawn of the Green Cult"

Two nerdy superheroes go undercover inside of the green cult to unmask their secretive diabolical leader and stop him from spreading his infectious green mind control all around the world.

Bianca Y. Michaels

Ahahahha, DD Myles, you crack me up! I can't possibly follow after DD's brilliant comment :)

But I will anyway, because I like to play :P "St. Patrick Day's Burning Man" - An event producer who lost everything after the Covid19 Pandemic decided to join an Irish self-help cult to rediscover himself" (See "I'm Not Your Guru" for reference)

Angela Cristantello

My god. Oh y'all, these are GOOD.

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