Do I know any acting agents or casting directors based in London who would like to meet and audition the most charming, bright, talented, and funny 19 year old actor I've ever met?
She's my stepdaughter but I can assure you I'm being objective when I speak of her brilliance because I'm dead jealous of her. She's got more talent in her big toe than I do in my whole being, and I'm slightly better than mediocre... and about five foot, and her toe is like, what, an inch at most, so feel free to do that maths.
DM me for her info.
She's so good and you're going to feel like a right potato head if you miss out on booking her before she's famous and expensive. Take advantage of her lowly status now. If you know someone that needs a super star but doesn't have the budget for it, please pass this along.
Please, I'm begging you, book her a great acting job before she goes into stand up comedy and gives me a reason to poison her apples. I won't be outclassed by this girl again! I just won't. Save a life. Get in touch.
