I don’t know how other members feel about it? but to me it appears that Network requests are handed out far too easily, so I propose that all future Network Request are accompanied with a full CV and covering letter to the reasons why that person has issued the request. If the candidate passes this initial stage, they should be asked to attend formal auditions to confirm their Network worthiness. Finally, the successful Networkees will receive Network Accreditation Diplomas at a formal ceremony held at Secret Stage 32 Caves (venues to be decided), followed by a Sacrifice made to the provider of sustenance; 'The Great Burger King’...