Paul Glen Neuman

Paul Glen Neuman

Melted Cheese Productions
Screenwriter, Producer, Actor, Author, Playwright, Singer and Songwriter

Fillmore, California

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October 2011
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About Paul

Multi-optioned screenwriter who writes in a variety of genres, including animation, comedy, science fiction, horror, western, action, drama, family, thriller and mystery.

Actor, director and playwright.

Eighteen published books. Novels sold in the U.S., Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, and throughout Scandinavia.

More information on my professional background can be found at: https://www.networkisa.org/profile/paul-glen-neuman


Unique traits: Both funny and smart

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  • All Hands On Dick

    All Hands On Dick Budget: $5M - $10M | Comedy Desperate to rekindle his sagging career, former action superstar Dick Landberg signs on as the lead in a film before he's read the script, only to discover his comeback vehicle is an all-gay pirate movie.

  • Arrivederci Speranza

    Arrivederci Speranza Budget: $1M - $5M | Romance Comedy Tonio Ziccardi copes with his wife deserting him on the day of their fifth wedding anniversary——especially devastating and humiliating considering Tonio works as a marriage counselor in Rome.

  • In the Chill of the Morning

    In the Chill of the Morning Budget: $5M - $10M | Mystery Comedy In a comedic homage to In The Heat of The Night, Marshall Arts, a black security specialist from Ohio, reluctantly teams up with Clark Barr, the bigoted Chief of Police of Ball, Mississippi to solve a series of brutal murders.

  • The Night Before The Night Before

    The Night Before The Night Before Budget: $1M - $5M | Fantasy Family After three hundred years on the job, Santa Claus sells all rights to his likeness to one of the world's largest online retailers, and retires to rural Fillmore, California where nothing goes according to plan.

  • SANTA'S LITTLE HELPERS

    SANTA'S LITTLE HELPERS Budget: $10M - $30M | Fantasy Comedy When three friends get fired after working twelve years as adult-sized elves at Santa's North Pole Plantation in New Orleans, they meet a little person street musician claiming to be a real elf who just might be telling the truth.

  • The Boot

    The Boot Budget: $5M - $10M | Family Comedy Through the government's Nonni Program, a down-on-their-luck Italian family adopts what turns out to be the grandfather-from-hell in order to claim his inheritance when he dies.

  • Heaven Can't Wait

    Heaven Can't Wait Budget: $10M - $30M | Fantasy Comedy An angel working at a dry cleaners in Heaven borrows a customer's wings for a joy ride and crash lands in his hometown of Chillicothe, Missouri. Now Michael has forty-eight hours to repair his broken wings, or he will never see Heaven again.

  • SCRATCHER

    SCRATCHER Budget: $10M - $30M | Romance Comedy After owners of a supermarket chain sponsor a contest and wind up with more Grand Prize winners than they can afford, they decide it's cheaper to hire a hit man to bump them off. Now winners Leonard and Callie are running for their lives, hoping they live long enough to fall in love.

  • LONDONAUTS

    LONDONAUTS Budget: $30M+ | Sci-fi Action Centuries after their mission began, the crew of the Spaceship Europa returns to an Earth ruled by aliens for more than five hundred years.

  • MOONSTERS

    MOONSTERS Budget: $5M - $10M | Sci-fi Thriller Decades after President Nixon ordered a moon rock broken up and distributed to 135 countries, a massive solar storm striking Earth reveals the "rocks" are seeds left on the moon by an alien invasion force. Now two Secret Service agents must race against time to stop the invasion and save the lives of their children.

  • Cold Warriors

    Cold Warriors Budget: $10M - $30M | Thriller Action Based on factual events, when corporate downsizing hits the Central Intelligence Agency, not all senior agents being let go are content to stroll quietly off into the sunset, ultimately setting the stage for a deadly confrontation pitting the field-tested professionals against the superior numbers of their younger counterparts.

  • Executable

    Executable Budget: $10M - $30M | Thriller Action College student John Strickland doesn't realize he has something to die for—the file of the only surviving copy of everyone in the Federal Witness Relocation Program that the New York Mob and the Russian Mafia desperately want.

  • Tour de Force

    Tour de Force Budget: $5M - $10M | Sci-fi (First in a Proposed Trilogy) All hell breaks loose after a tourist is killed in Miami and the victim's sister comes to claim his body. Both are aliens from another planet.

  • Limited Engagement

    Limited Engagement Budget: $1M - $5M | Romance When Paula Rae and Cynthia discover they were both dumped at the altar, they form a pact to target each other's ex-boyfriend to make them pay for their heartless behavior in more ways than one.

  • Davy Cricket

    Davy Cricket Budget: $30M+ | Animation A cricket born and bred to be pet food escapes his fate and embarks upon an exciting adventure full of danger, discovery and unexpected friendships.

  • Fairy Trail

    Fairy Trail Budget: $30M+ | Animation In a world that co-exists with characters from classic fairy tales, Officer Glen Marcus is called upon to investigate the murders of the Three Little Pigs. 

  • Lethal Audit

    Lethal Audit Budget: $10M - $30M | Action Comedy An experienced government auditor and his novice partner find themselves fleeing for their lives in Orlando after a standard audit unexpectedly results in murder, with them as the prime suspects.

  • KDOA 107.9 FM

    KDOA 107.9 FM Budget: $1M - $5M | Sci-fi Horror KDOA radio personalities, Max Holder and Darci Cable, close out their nightly midnight to 6 a.m. show with a front row seat to an alien invasion.

  • OUTRIDER

    OUTRIDER Budget: $5M - $10M | Western A Civil War veteran avenges his brother's murder...one bullet at a time.

  • Shell Shocked

    Shell Shocked Budget: $1M - $5M | Drama Comedy After 24 years, Walnut Creek's Walnut Festival replaces their King Walnut mascot with Sammy the Squirrel. Now Larry Sweet/King Walnut is cracking up. Heaven help the citizens of Walnut Creek.

  • paraMADics

    paraMADics Budget: $5M - $10M | Comedy Biography Adapted from my novel based upon my cousin's six years as an Emergency Medical Technician in the early 1980s, this chronicles his roller coaster ride as a rookie EMT where the difference between life and death is often measured in seconds.

  • Assassins Don't Pay Rent

    Assassins Don't Pay Rent Budget: $5M - $10M | Mystery Fantasy (First of a Proposed Trilogy) Charlie West searches for his private investigator uncle’s killers, assisted by Philip Spade, a “fictional” detective come to life and the woman who originally hired his uncle for the case that got him killed.

  • Blackmail Doesn't Take Stamps

    Blackmail Doesn't Take Stamps Budget: $5M - $10M | Mystery Fantasy (Second of a Proposed Trilogy) Hired to recover compromising films made when an aging star was younger, Charlie West and Philip Spade lock horns with an enemy willing to murder to keep West and Spade from achieving their goal.

  • Staff Infection

    Staff Infection Budget: $5M - $10M | Horror Carver Wells finds himself trapped and fighting for his life after an ER patient unleashes a deadly contagion that throws a hospital into a quarantined lockdown.

  • Hopeless

    Hopeless Budget: $1M - $5M | Romance Comedy Kevin Zugarmann copes with his wife deserting him on the day of their fifth wedding anniversary—especially devastating and humiliating considering Kevin works as a marriage counselor in Los Angeles.

  • Filaree

    Filaree Budget: $5M - $10M | Historical (Based Upon the Novel by Marguerite Noble) Filaree tells the true story of Melissa Baker's life spanning sixty years that shows while men may have conquered the West, it was the women who tamed it.

  • Petticoat Rulers

    Petticoat Rulers Budget: $5M - $10M | Historical The true story of the historic 1920 election in Jackson, Wyoming that created the first city government in the United States run entirely by women.

  • Out of This World

    Out of This World Budget: $5M - $10M | Sci-fi Horror A small rural town in California comes under attack when a U.S. Communications Satellite provides the gateway for an alien invasion of Earth.

  • 24/7 Dead

    24/7 Dead Budget: $5M - $10M | Horror (First in a Proposed Trilogy) In a world where science allows cops killed in the line of duty to remain on the force, Detective Steckler and his undead partner battle zombies during the most dangerous eight-hour shift of their career.

  • The Barrier

    The Barrier Budget: $5M - $10M | Horror Travelers stranded in a lodge during a blizzard accidentally reopen a doorway that allows an exiled monster to return to Earth.

  • VANPIRE

    VANPIRE Budget: $5M - $10M | Horror Looking for an easy meal, an 80s era vampire, whose van is a coffin on wheels, goes to college to quench his thirst for higher education—all while a determined homicide detective fights to end the blood-sucking monster’s murderous rampage.

  • That's Life

    That's Life Budget: $10M - $30M | Action Comedy When Frank and Dean take possession of a large amount of mob money meant for L.A.'s reigning crime boss, they're in for a night they'll never forget...if they live long enough to remember.

  • Damntrak

    Damntrak Budget: $10M - $30M | Comedy Fantasy Recently deceased Eddie Agro takes a ride on the ultimate soul train when a clerical error in the underworld's Accounting Department mistakenly sends him to hell.

  • Hits & Mrs.

    Hits & Mrs. Budget: $5M - $10M | Thriller It's a Honeymoon from Hell when David Myler learns his bride is a professional assassin and he's at the top of her hit list.

Credits

  • All About Books - The Movie

    All About Books - The Movie (2018)
    Film by Talefeather Productions / Joseph Bagley (Comedy) Screenwriter/Actor/Procucer When two of his shows' producers are murdered, lead suspect All About Books host Paul Kinkade goes on the run.

  • All About Books

    All About Books (2014 - 2017)
    Series by Public Excess TV (Comedy and Talk-Show) Paul Kinkade Creator and host of Public Excess TV's All About Books...the show where we read 'em so you don't have to.

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