Hey all. I'm a screenwriter living in Seattle, WA. My focus is mid-budget comedy and action comedy. This is because I'm hilarious, and I can also do that thing where you jump in the air with a gun in each hand and yell "Arrrrgh!" while doves fly behind you in slow motion. Not a lot of people can pull that off. Just keeping a supply of doves handy is almost a full-time gig. I've currently got a feature script under option, a couple more entered into this year's Nicholl Fellowship contest, a bunch of shorts that I've written for other contests (or sometimes, for the sheer wacky fun of it). I've done a couple of film races with my good friend Bruce Bracken, and... uh... my favorite color is orange, and I enjoy long walks on the beach. Thanks!
Nice to meet you, Bryan. You sound like you're hilarious. Keep at it.
Man, ya gotta teach me that trick, Bryan..
Thanks all! Good to meet you! Mitch, it's all in the wrist.
Can you fire your gun up into the air and scream!!
LOL, Bryan.. I thought it was all "in my head"...
John, aren't we all, in our own way, firing into the air and screaming?
are we just screaming into an abyss of nothingness? whoa.