Anything Goes : Need pilots shot for sitcoms by Peggy Garner

With No funds all I have is faith working for me right now...what are my chances of getting someone to shoot the pilot for all five of my Hilarious Christian sitcoms so that i can pitch them. Four of the sitcoms "Uncle Ray Ray's Moving In", " Hallelujah A Real Virtuous Woman", "Sheeka Wants Herself A Man", and "Honey Don't Forget, Your Ex Wife Was A Gold Digger", are spin offs from the stage play I wrote, produced and directed called "The Foolish, The Wise & The Virtuous Woman" the last sitcom is "Ms Geraldine, Claudie & Phebee" Christian Comedy! How do I go about getting the pilot for these sitcoms shot with no funds?????