Anything Goes : You know Pulp Fiction's on the brain when... by Andy Golub

Andy Golub

You know Pulp Fiction's on the brain when...

...you call someone whose phone just keeps ringing and ringing and you shriek “Fuck you Lance, answer!!!” ...someone asks if you’ll be attending a particular event and you coolly declare “I’m goin’, that’s all there is to it, I’m fuckin’ goin’.” Read more, with pictures, at: http://moviesonthemind.blogspot.com/2014/08/you-know-pulp-fictions-on-br... ...you wash your hands but aren’t quite satisfied with their cleanliness and you mutter “Maybe if I had some Lava I coulda done a better job.” ...someone asks you what you think and you proffer “Man, I don’t even have an opinion” then hope no one shoots you in the face.

Alexander Liquori

or when someone asked for thanks or please you just wanna say, "if im cury with you its bc time is a factor. i think fast, i talk fast, and i need you guys to act fast. So pretty please... with sugar on top, clean the fucking car or when someone asks "what now?" you just wanna say, "what now? ima call a couple of hard pipe-hitting n*ggas, wholl go to on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch."

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