Loglines & Screenplays by Melissa Roddy

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Things You Can't Say in a Bakery

GENRES: Comedy

Things You Can't Say in a Bakery is a satirical cooking show in which all the recipes are named for ethnic slurs and other unmentionables from around the world.  This unique Quibi-length comedy is hosted by the Ill-Mannered Empress, Millecentime Shirttail von Hemlength, the 7th great grand-daughter of Napoleon the 5th (on her mother's side) and bar sinister heir of the Hapsburg von Hemlength dynasty, in absentia


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