Chop Suey

The Earl of Appalachia Art House ⋄ Drama 13-year old stuffed-dumplin’, Marshmella (Mella’) Arlene Earl’s lifelong dream is to win the Tri-County-Majorette Competition in a desperate attempt to attract the affection of her deadbeat daddy. Her nightmare? Libby Louise Buffington, only the most adored “twirler” in all of Appalachia. Her hero? A rebellious, teenage-ninja named, Bitty Crunch.

Rider Film Noir ⋄ Western A mute, poetic Pony Express rider, haunted by memory of his mother, struggles to reclaim his voice and silence the demons of his past.

The Fat, Bald and Ignorantz Art House ⋄ Comedy ⋄ Other Small-town Iowan's conspire to hoax a "Big Foots" on national T.V. and collect a bounty of "zillions" in order to ultimately slay dragons, err... Hollywood heavyweights.