Loglines & Screenplays by Sy Shanti

GENRES: Action, Historical, Horror

Two dog walkers must go back in time to recruit Noah to flood the Earth once again to put an end to a zombie apocalypse in our time. But after Noah's ark crashes into the Titanic, the zombies, who all used to be carpenters for some reason, uses Noah's hard, long, ancient wood to make stilts and continue their carnivorous rampage!

GENRES: Crime, Drama, Thriller

After being shot in the head by his wife, a Los Angeles locksmith dies and his wife is charged with first degree manslaughter. His funeral will be held Monday at 11:00 a.m. at Angelus Funeral Home, 3875 South Crenshaw Blvd.
Los Angeles, Ca. 90008.

GENRES: Mystery, Thriller

While watching TV, a man's life flashes right before his eyes, after he creates a TV that flashes your life right before your eyes.

GENRES: Biography

While standing in a log line at his local timber company...a writer get's an idea.

GENRES: Crime

Craig! If you're reading this, give me back my camera you bastard! For real, it's been over 2 weeks and you're not responding to my calls or emails! You said the shoot was only four hours, this is the last warning you'll get before I stop being peaceful about this matter you *&$%@#!

GENRES: Adventure

I ordered a Chef Salad from this spot called Hi Pizza the other day. It was very good, best salad I ever had. Someboday should make a movie about that.

GENRES: Documentary

A doctor spends a fortune and half his life proving "knee grows" doesn't exist, the knees just gets wider and bigger, it's actually the thighs and legs that grows. That's how you get taller.

GENRES: Drama

A woman brings her daughter to work on bring your daughter to work day and gets fired from work on that day right in front of her daughter. She's really bummed out, embarrassed, and humiliated about that and super depressed. We should do a go fund me page or something for her, I feel bad for her.

GENRES: Horror

A young man gets amnesia after being decapitated in a boating accident. Now he can't remember his password to log into his email. But that's the least of his problems because he got decapitated.

GENRES: Fantasy

A man who developed a rare disease that turned the skin on his back into paper when he was young, is pissed when his wife tells him on their wedding night that someone wrote "Kick Me" on his back that's been there since he was ten years old. He suspects it was Thomas McKenzie cause he used to always do shit like that. He went to a tattoo parlor to have it removed but to his horror, it was written with a permanent marker! Definitely something Thomas McKenzie would do.

GENRES: Action, Romance

A fisherman goes on Shark Tank with a disgusting invention to make fish come...........to him to make catching them easier. But the episode wasn't aired and now he's forced to be registered as a sex offender and is not allowed around any sea animals of any kind, including fish tanks, aquariums, and seafood sections of supermarkets.

GENRES: Action, Experimental

A man with absolutely no flaws, or drama whatsoever in his life can't decide if he what's to eat hot cereal or cold cereal for breakfast. That's it, seriously! That is the biggest conflict he's ever faced in his life; deciding what kind of cereal to eat for breakfast! Can you believe that? That is what this whole script is about, this dude unable to decide what to eat for breakfast! Suggested runtime 3 hrs 22 mins.

GENRES: Western

In 1833 a stranger rides into a small western town and is astonished to find that everyone keeps staring at his ass because he's wearing a pair a Levi's but Levi's wouldn't be created until about 20 years later!

GENRES: Musical, Romance

The touching story of a young postal worker stranded in a blizzard desperately trying to send his girlfriend his d*&k in a box for Christmas. They be singing and shit instead of dialog. Based on the SNL skit D*&k In A Box.

GENRES: Action

A kick boxer is wrongfully accused of being dead and is cremated, but he was just sleep and wakes up after 98% of the cremation was done, he was pissed. They did their best to put him back together again but they had to replace his heart with a starter from a near by abandon car. Somebody at the hospital called him Kick Starter and it just stuck. Now he's in for the toughest fight of his life, getting the domain name Kickstarter from the website Kickstarter and what's ironic is he started a Kick Starter-Kickstarter campaign to raise the funds to sue Kickstarter for the right to use the name Kick Starter!

GENRES: Action, Crime

An elderly Jewish man with arthritis inadvertently starts a gang war after his car breaks down in Compton, California as he was using "air quotes" asking a group of young hoodlums for the number to the nearest repairshop.

GENRES: Not selected

A man suspects his wife has been sleep walking when she confesses to him that she's been sleep walking and he sees video of her sleep walking after people around his neighborhood tells him she's been sleep walking.

GENRES: Drama, Family

During her first breast feeding of her new born, a woman of mixed race is horrified to find that one of her tits has white milk and the other tit has chocolate milk.

GENRES: Action, Crime

After years of oppression and discrimination from people who wear clothes, a group of flashers in a community forms an organized crime ring called La Cosa Norstrom, which translates to "our thing ...sticking out through clothes".

GENRES: Animation, Horror

The story about this bad ass little kid that's always getting into shit. He has a next door neighbor named Mr. Wilson that's a serial killer that teaches him the ropes, Now Dennis becomes his apprentice.