Loglines & Screenplays by Nich Esposito

GENRES: Animation, Comedy

An aging lounge singer, a narcoleptic sage, a hardboiled lady detective, a sentient ball of rats, a corrupt mayor, and a giant talking penis must join forces to save the world's greatest City from a shadowy tech corporation.

GENRES: Comedy, Horror

After a young PREDATOR boy's father is brutally murdered by JASON VORHEES, he and his friends set out to hunt down the mysterious killing machine. But even greater forces of evil -- namely FREDDY KREUGER and an army of bloodthirsty XENOMORPHS -- stand between them and achieving their ultimate revenge. Think "Stand By Me" but with Predator boys.

GENRES: Comedy, Military/War

An absurdist satire sending up the propagandist leanings of Hollywood war epics, in which a small-town prodigy waiter with a talent for Rock, Paper, Scissors has the perfect set of skills to succeed on the front lines of a brutal war. "Full Metal Jacket" meets "Walk Hard."

GENRES: Comedy

A puppet sheep blossoming out of lambhood traverses the current sociopolitical landscape with her human and puppet friends, until she awakens to its harsh realities and breaks free of her children's show restraints. "Lambchop's Play-a-long" meets "Network."

GENRES: Adventure, Science Fiction

In the post-apocalyptic future, an orphaned son and his adopted Chieftain father must gather the former heroes of the land to fend off the growing storm of an all-too-familiar evil.

GENRES: Comedy, Fantasy

After making an utter mess of his shoestring life on the dawn of his 30th birthday, Steve Whitlock thinks he's hit bottom. It'll take a fannypack full of drugs and the mysterious old man who wears it to show him just what bottom really is. To Fear and Loathe A Wonderful Life.

GENRES: Adventure, Comedy

Hidden from society... torn from the only family they've ever known... two man-children follow a map across the underbelly of the great white north in search of their PaDaddy's secret treasure.