Greetings from the Mojave Desert! Not unlike so many of you, I'm trying to turn my rampant creativity into a lucrative occupation that will take me from the doldrums of unemployment and/or life as a low-paid company peon. I'm currently working on several screenplay projects which I hope will expand my horizons and not my waist line, because it's a bitch to not gain weight when you're sitting on your ass writing all day.