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OPERATION PRUNE DANISH
By Nanette Fenton

GENRE: Adventure, Comedy
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It "takes a village" of senior citizens to save a kidnapped ex-president?

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OPERATION PRUNE DANISH - SYNOPSIS

written by Nanette Fenton

OPERATION PRUNE DANISH is a politically incorrect, equal opportunity offender comedy spoof about a Florida senior singles retirement village (Shaky Palms) where sex, drugs, and their special "Prune Danish" concoction is every senior's dream!

While Florida is still the Sunshine State, the rest of the country, especially Washington D.C., is suffering from the effects of Global Warming with summer blizzards and ice storms due to an insufficient amount of CO2 in the atmosphere since oil drilling was banned. Windmills are everywhere, and the United States is now run on corn (ethanol). Still dependent on the Arabs, who now grow the corn since all the previously unemployed oil workers fled to Mexico to look for work, and all the Mexicans have fled to the United States to look for welfare, the first female President has her hands full dealing with the frozen state of the union, the North Korean threat to the homeland, and her bored ex-president husband's book tour trilogy: My Life. My Liberty. My Pursuit of Happiness.

The senior citizens of Shaky Palms Retirement , where everyone is screened and has to sign a 'Confidentiality Agreement' to move in, are having problems of their own with the replacement of all the stressed plumbing in the village, the green parrots flying into the windmills, and keeping their Prune Danish 'secret' a secret!

Unfortunately, due to the ex-President's book tour signing at their neighborhood Binders & Grinders Books & Cafe, the residents unwittingly get caught up in politics, espionage, and his kidnapping by the North Koreans during their annual Medicare Follies talent show!

The courageous senior citizens, using their previous life skills, create an outrageous rescue scheme, demonstrating their 'senior power' with a force to be reckoned with, resulting in a shocking ending that will surprise everyone!

Nanette Fenton

I've been trying to get this to DAVID ZUCKER. Anyone know him well enough where one doesn't have to go through pits of tar? LOL This script is perfect for him to direct since he is not "Politically Correct!" Loved his video spoof on the Iranian Nuke Deal!

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