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THE SANTA SKEPTICS

THE SANTA SKEPTICS
By Gary Rose

GENRE: Drama, Comedy
LOGLINE:

When six cynical philosophy professors are snowbound at a remote mountain lodge, they discover the house is alive — manifesting memory as physical rooms — and must each face the painful truths they’ve avoided so they can forgive, reconnect, and reclaim Christmas.

SYNOPSIS:

When a prestigious university forces four jaded philosophy professors to attend a mandatory “team-building” Christmas retreat, none of them are in the mood for holiday cheer. Each carries private wounds: Marcus, the grieving widower who abandoned his faith; Fiona, consumed by guilt over a broken family; Joan, hardened by years of academic burnout; and Warren, a sarcastic contrarian whose cynicism has become his entire personality.

Expecting corporate icebreakers and stale cookies, they instead arrive at Wren Lodge, a remote, snow-covered retreat nestled in the mountains. Their host is the enigmatic Nick, a warm, soft-spoken caretaker whose uncanny insight into their personal lives unsettles them. From the moment they arrive, the professors insist on keeping their distance — emotionally, spiritually, and socially.

But as a brutal storm cuts off their exit, the lodge begins to… respond. Christmas lights flicker with impossible timing. Music plays from nowhere. Old memories materialize. And each professor is confronted with a deeply personal vision — not haunting them, but helping them see the truth they’ve avoided for years.

Marcus relives the night he lost his wife, discovering the forgiveness he never granted himself. Fiona faces the daughter she pushed away, uncovering the courage to repair their relationship. Joan confronts her self-imposed loneliness. And Warren is forced to acknowledge the harm his bitterness inflicts on others.

As the group’s emotional walls crumble, they begin — reluctantly — to help one another, forming a bond none of them expected. The lodge’s magic intensifies, steering them toward a profound and transformative Christmas Eve confrontation: a glowing door that reveals the place each has been most afraid to revisit.

To step through means healing. To refuse means remaining stuck in the cynicism that has shaped their lives.

Their choice becomes the heart of the story.

Through vulnerability, honesty, shared grief, and an unexpected spark of holiday wonder, the professors emerge changed — softer, braver, more connected. When the storm finally clears, Wren Lodge returns to normal, its mysteries unexplained… and Nick quietly watches them depart, knowing they received exactly what they needed.

Back at campus, the four skeptics face the world with renewed purpose. Their lives aren’t magically fixed — but they’re no longer running from themselves. And for the first time in years, they begin to understand that miracles don’t require belief… only openness.

THE SANTA SKEPTICS is a warm, magical-realist holiday dramedy about healing, redemption, and the unexpected ways the season can reach even the most hardened hearts.

THE SANTA SKEPTICS

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