Loglines & Screenplays by Aleksandr Rozhnov

GENRES: Comedy

A poor but pathologically greedy housewife, desperately trying to sell her house, cuts costs on everything and takes on the repairs herself — but the more inventive her ways of “not spending a penny,” the more destructive the consequences become, driving away buyers, and if she fails to sell the house in time, the bank will take it.

GENRES: Comedy

A genius little-person lawyer tackles absurd, unwinnable cases—and in the process, turns every courtroom into a storm of chaos, wit, and jaw-dropping victories.

GENRES: Science Fiction, Sports Drama

A failing boxer who never wanted this brutal, exhausting life takes an experimental elixir created by his scientist father and gains insect-like speed and power — but as his career soars, his body ages rapidly, and time becomes his fiercest opponent.

GENRES: Thriller / Suspense

They’re in their 60s now—once the world’s deadliest hitmen. Hunted one by one, three survivors reunite to expose their mysterious enemy and rely on their old-school skills to survive one final showdown.

GENRES: Drama, Horror

To gain power and wealth in a ruthless corporation, candidates undergo a deadly trial: reduced to a microscopic size, they face giant insects and their own morality — and only one will come out alive, having lost their humanity.

GENRES: Fantasy

"Every day is the same, every night a restless dream — the life of a police call center employee spirals between sleep and duty."

GENRES: Comedy

When a disorganized atheist secretary dies in a freak accident, she’s stunned to find herself face-to-face with God who, burned out and frustrated, leaves her in charge of the universe for a month. But as chaos erupts on Earth and Heaven’s politics boil over, she must learn what it truly means to create balance — or face eternal damnation.

PS. In this film I imagine Margot Robbie as Scarlet, Dwayne Johnson as God, and Eddie Murphy as the Devil.

GENRES: Comedy

After a brutal death in prison, an aggressive, arrogant man is reincarnated as a sperm cell — but when he fights his way to be first again, he discovers he’s headed in the wrong direction, straight into the mouth of a woman, not toward new life.