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In a world where there isn't just one santa but an entire corporation, a black santa embarks on a mission to deliver gifts to every hood in America. |
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In a world where there isn’t just one santa but a whole ass corporation, Santa-Claus-In-Training Karl just wants to finally earn his cap after years of fuck-ups. The opening scene finds Karl trying to help his newest santa Earl navigate Christmas. Unfortunately Earl is too busy taking elfibles and getting his candy cane licked by a married woman, the latter of which rewards him with a bullet in the chest.
Karl takes the fall for Earl’s death (of course they blame the black guy!) and ends up in Coal Christmas Corrections where he learns of a foul plot of a group of cocaine-fueled santas planning to steal gifts from the poor. With the help of his bad-ass elf Helga and his ten polar bears named after the Wu-Tang Clan, Karl plans to break out of prison and deliver gifts to every hood in America. Or as 50 Cent might say, "Give gifts or die trying."
“Christmas is a Mother...” is “Deadpool” meets “The Santa Clause”. It's what happens when you take Jules from "Pulp Fiction" and make him Santa. A fun film filled with heart, it offers just as much caring as crass.
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