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DOCTOR DEMON AND NURSE NASTY
By Randall Roffe

GENRE: Comedy
LOGLINE: Doctor Demon and Nurse Nasty have a corrupt and dangerous clinic where they subject their patients to all sorts of torments and bleed insurance companies.

SYNOPSIS:

In a corrupt doctor’s clinic, Dr. DEMON consults with his nurses, Nurse BIGBOTTOM, Nurse KNOCKERS, and his new nurses, Nurse NASTY and Nurse NEEDLES, to get more patients. He advises creating new diseases, and setting up auto accidents. He calls the psychiatrist, DR. DRAG. He calls the pesky CHIROPRACTOR, the hunchback. Patient RICHBITCH, Patient POORBOY, Patient PISSANT, Patient PHATASS, and Patient BUTTLESS SKINNARD are all waiting and looking at each other. All of them but RICHBITCH are in obvious distress. Patient PHATASS now subjected to a double deal of dentistry and proctology. Demon calls his other corrupt liaisons, Doctor Drag, JUDGE FUDGE (a black gay), JUDGE JIVE, and JUDGE JADED (need we say more?) A satire of 60s R&B music and its obvious racial hypocrisy on the part of the music business concludes the first scenes. The non-racists in the history of music are treated sympathetically. The underlying point is that rich people often use and abuse people of all “colors.” In the following scenes, actors are on a spacecraft of the future, where all “racial” Earth conflicts are viewed as absolutely passй. They visit a developing planet, on which an absolutely “white”-colored race conflicts with absolutely “black”, absolutely “red,” and absolutely “yellow.” The new Earth mission helps them to resolve their conflicts, with humor, giving pertinent lessons for all of us: that no one is “white,” no one is “black,” no one is “red,” and no one is “yellow.” We are all just different shades of brown-pink, and we all have red blood, which need not be shed. Would you refuse a live-saving blood transfusion from someone of a different “color”? It is hoped that 60s R&B classics can be used, along with Frank Zappa’s seething “Watts riot” track, a few country songs, and that of other outspoken advocates of harmony and friendship.

DOCTOR DEMON AND NURSE NASTY

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