"Star Wars" comes to a planet near you.

A weapon that bursts planets into stars falls into the hands of our mortal enemy and it's up to one badass Galaxy Protector deemed the daughter of death to save the human race from extinction.

SYNOPSIS:

People always ask me what it's like being the daughter of death. My response - what's the point in being freaking normal?

I am Niagara Lavender, Galaxy Protector, the police goddess of the Universe. Put on a slave ship with nothing but the tats on my back, I'll wreak so much havoc to destroy those evil overlords and rescue the kidnapped dignitaries.

Some time before the 34's century, humans found out they're not alone. On other planets, different species evolved into the sapient beings. Although each being and civilization are unique, every one is basically equal.

Equal worlds creates chaos. Darkness and war reigned until the Gallactic Alliance formed. I am part of their police force.

It sucks when your family's dark past comes back to haunt you. The gas-like planet in a nearby solar system bursts into a sun, renders their planets uninhabitable. Worst part about it, the analysis leads back to my daddy's failed experiment.

Returning to daddy's disaster area to regret my childhood, father's experiment created an unlimited power source using the planet's core energy. Its side effect - turning the planet into Swiss cheese. Many died, including father. Lab turned into a graveyard. Me and my big bro, Paris, became social outcasts.

Why can't I find the zeta-pulse? Daddy built the machine to extract crystals from the core, but it's gone. No remnants of its destruction. Someone took it and everything leads to the Roachero home world.

Roacheroes are humans mortal enemies. They kidnapped Paris long ago. Now, they're involved in an extinction plan.

My mission - find a way onto the Roachero Home World. Figure out their intentions. Mission accomplished with an extra benefit of seeing Paris again. He's been tortured, abused, forced to turn the zeta-pulse into the weapon of solar system destruction. Roacheroes call for war. They plan to destroy Earth.

The Gallactic Alliance confront the Roacheroes in the mother of all space battles. The alliance defeat the enemy. All is good.

As for me, I decide to rescue Paris. Setbacks occur with that. My ride toasted, Paris tortured into a pin cushion, My team pinned down and cornered. Luckily, Paris knows a secret passage and a way to get off this damn worthless rock of a planet.

How does Paris know so much about Roachero? They like to brag a lot.

Luckily all is well, as Paris and I head to Earth. My cred gets us past the human forces, that's when all hell breaks loose.

Our acquired spacecraft has a zeta-pulse weapon on it, manned by an imposing force. My bro betrays me. He used me to get a clear view of Jupiter by landing on Saturn.

The zeta-pulse preps to make Earth extinct. I get stuck in a cage to witness the extinction as the enemy leaves.

Can I escape the cage? Please. Shutting off the weapon is another story. Can't do that, but I might change the purse's projectory by burrowing underground and force the remain part of the ship to plummet.

Will I be able to to this in the nick of time? Don't ever count me out. A Galaxy Protector always completes her mission.