MY GRANDMOTHER GOES TO HEAVEN, BUT SATAN WANTS HER FRIED CHICKEN!

SYNOPSIS:

My grandmother Meno passed away on October 5th, 1992 at 05:40 AM. She was immediately given a wonderful ride through the Universe on the wings of an Angel. She is given a huge welcome in Heaven. She is shown her lovely new cottage by a lake in a beautiful forest. She is escorted by the Archangel Michael and his Warrior Angels, to the Great Hall of Heaven to meet God. She approaches God’s throne, meets Jesus and many other Prophets, Messengers and Demi-Gods, including their Alien counterparts from many worlds. God greets her and lets her know that almost everyone in the Universe knows that she makes the best Kentucky style fried chicken ever created and asks her to share it with Heaven’s kitchen staff. She said she would be happy to, and then things get frightening when God gets a call from Satan on the red hotline to Hades. Lucifer requests a plate of Meno’s delicious chicken, but she refuses until he agrees to lower his usual level of evil activities by a considerable degree. That evening there is a gigantic dinner dance with all of my grandmother’s favorite Jazz Big Bands performing in Meno’s honor. God has to admonish two players in one of the trumpet sections who get into a fistfight (discouraged in Heaven, by the way) over who gets to play solos first on some of her favorite tunes. The grand evening arrives and everyone parties and dances for a long, long, long time…in fact, Forever!