Down on his luck and broke as a joke in 1977 Los Angeles, a niche smut peddler finds his golden calf in the form of two mysterious little women with an appetite for the engorged.

SYNOPSIS:

SIDNEY REYNOLDS is on his last dime...

He has spent much of the past twenty years attempting to break into the burgeoning porn industry of 1970s Los Angeles. His latest strategy is to carve out a niche for himself, shooting what could be called kink scenes, that will present a unique experience to a captive audience.

But only failure has greeted the effort thus far.

Sidney's latest attempt to direct a scene ends with a flaccid member and a storm off the set. With his film spent and nothing to show for it, he goes on a drinking binge that leaves him collapsed at his poolside.

He awakens to sounds of sucking and licking--

Sidney's eyes open to a little woman in his lap and another licking at his hand. Confusion paints his face until one of the women makes a meal out of his pointer finger. Sidney manages to escape the pair before he is cornered and suddenly comes to realize they're interest in his "services" more than his flesh...

The little women have their stomachs set on the porn industry and one particular delicacy familiar to it. For Sidney, there is an undeniable chemistry he sees in these women that may just pull him out of the industry and financial gutter.

THE FOUR-FOOT CANNIBALS FROM VENUS is a 1970s porn industry-set grindhouse film that marries BOOGIE NIGHTS with HELLRAISER with KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE. This script was written as part of a Reddit screenwriting prompt challenge where participants were given a B-movie title to write to. The title of this project is the prompt I received.

The resulting product is something pulpy and grindy and smothered in B-movie grit that will hopefully prove to be a unique reading (and maybe someday, viewing) experience. This script is not for the faint of heart (lots of blood and male body parts).