Follow the exploits of a crude, disrespectful and highly offensive midget private investigator in a tall man's world.

SYNOPSIS:

Set in present day Houston, Texas, this raw and uncensored politically incorrect tv series revolves around four feet of bad attitude and foul-mouthed private investigator Tristan Black. The unpolished and antisocial maverick is not beyond experimenting with unconventional means to solving crimes. Tristan is also a cheapskate who does not see the need for a physical office space, and prefers to operate from a table in the corner of a strip club. Not even possessing a personal phone, he lays claims to the public phone at the club.

Unlike famous protagonists like the Green Hornet or Inspector Clouseau who completely rely on their highly capable assistants, Tristan's assistant Billy is absolutely worthless. Consider the irony of the Indian immigrant outsourcing all his work to an unnamed Chinese guy. Tristan's counterpart from the police force is Detective Johnson, someone whom Tristan will never refer to by name, but rather a different synonym of the male genetalia each time. Tristan is well aware of his insufferable and obnoxious attitude, simply responding with the convenient excuse of "My parents left me. My whole world smells like ass. Need I say more?"