An anxious employee organizes a strike after a series of stress-related deaths takes out his co-workers and his boss pees on his shoe.

SYNOPSIS:

Alfie Turner hates his job. The cheap ramen, the annoying bell the awful, eager assistant rings as he hurls cliché, patronizing office quotes, sleeping on the hard floor of his cubicle underneath the horrid green lights, never seeing his family and most of all, he hates his boss, Mr. Menken and the stupid sign that seems to be everywhere: “Always Put the Company First!” Now, his cousin who recommended him has dropped dead, forcing him to inherit all his work. And even though his co-workers, Sylvester, Barbara, and Norman seem to be coping well enough with their whiskey, pills, meditation, positive thoughts, and stress ball squeezing, Alfie is beginning to experience pains indicative of a heart attack. But, it’s only after his boss gives his penis a pet name, orders him to clean the urinals with wet naps, and pees on his shoe that Alfie loses it completely, starting a strike that ends in a showdown with Mr. Menken, causing another death that surprises everyone.

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