A vampire uses Tinder to lure victims but gets more than he bargained for when he matches with a virgin.

SYNOPSIS:

At a vampire bar in New Orleans, one vampire waits for his Tinder date. He tells his companions that she is a virgin, a delicacy of great rarity in this day and age. When he finally meets her, she reveals she is a born again virgin who can do whatever naughty deed she wants just so long as she asks forgiveness after the deed is done. To further prove the point, she pulls out the giant crucifix she wears under her shirt and produces it to the vampire, who howls in pain and catches fire.