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SUPERMARKET ZOMBIES!
By Matt Burns

GENRE: Comedy
LOGLINE:

A giant, Walmart-like superstore makes a deal with an old Haitian witch-doctor and obtains a group of zombies who will work long hours and for no pay. The store's profits skyrocket with its new cheap labor but soon the zombies get hungry for brains and the rest of the store employees start turning into zombies as well...

SYNOPSIS:

A Haitian master of Voodoo in search of the American Dream brings a crop of zombies to America and sells them as slaves to the local "American Supermarket" (think Walmart on steroids) for a percentage of the store's earnings. The superstore's profits skyrocket with the help of these new employees who are complacent with working long hours and for no pay, but it's not long before the zombies get hungry for brains and all the other employees start turning into brainless zombies! But there's one skater-punk cashier named Jason Hawk who doesn't give his brain up so easily. After getting arrested for skating a totally rad (but private) pool, Jay's parents force him to give up his punk ways and get a mundane job at the local American Supermarket. Bummer! At first, Jay's new job is boring as hell and painfully uneventful...that is, until some strange-looking new employees start working the front end and all the other employees gradually start turning into zombies. One morning, Jay arrives at work only to find that he is surrounded by an ENTIRE supermarket full of zombies! He tries to escape but his best friend Cuddy and new girlfriend Krystal are trapped in the store and need his help. He's got to rescue them! Thus ensues a gruesome battle to the death. Using his skateboard as a weapon, Jay fights to keep his brain from getting eaten and his human spirit alive. It's skaters vs. zombies! Die, zombie bastards!!!

SUPERMARKET ZOMBIES!

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