Heroes set out on a quest to retrieve the ingredients required to pull the mythological Mobey, a large dildo from an ass and puss mold that its stuck in. 

SYNOPSIS:

Adam Leroy Lane arrives on the practice field just as the head cheerleader, Chandelier Swallows is kidnapped by big foot.  With the news of this tragedy the team storms the church in the middle of a sermon in which the congregation is seeking donations for Ted Bundy's sex change operation.  Ted Bundy's father and Adam duel in order to determine how the funds are to be used.  

The team, armed with strap on dildos' sets out on a quest to retrieve the items that are on a list of demands delivered by a police officer.  The ingredients are said to enable anyone with them to pull the mythological Mobey, a giant sword dildo, from an ass and pussy mold.

While away on their quest the church is visited by the opposition, the Durexes, also armed with strap ons, seek to attempt to pull the Mobey from its slumber but in their attempt they fail and burn the church down.  In the midst of this is also a group of neo-feminist known as the Beyond 7's who also seek the ingredients and the power of the Mobey.

The Dumonts undergo a series of test, especially the protagonist Adam, who meets his long lost father in the cave among a group of sirens.  Several battles occur throughout the script with bouts of death and carnage, comedy and tragedy. 

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