Stan Evans

Ta-Daaa Productions
Screenwriter and Producer

Burbank, California

Member Since:
January 2021

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About Stan

Stan Evans is an Emmy-award-winning writer/producer who considers himself a story teller primarily. His first audience was his identical twin brother, Jimmy. They tried to make each other laugh almost as soon as the zygote split. While his twin went to work for Big Pharma after college, Stan used his brother’s contacts to get a job as a roadie for the Viva Viagra Band. But he kids. In reality, Stan moved to LA and performed standup at the Comedy Store. From there, he landed his first TV job, writing jokes for Greg Kinnear on E!’s “Talk Soup.” Then he developed the syndicated hit, “Blind Date.” During this time, he also wrote screenplays that went nowhere for such disparate types as Paul “Police Academy” Maslansky and Paul “Taxi Driver” Schrader. For the last decade, he’s been living on the mean streets of Burbank, working on bad reality shows you’d be proud to say you’ve never seen. Stan enjoys writing sci-fi, comedy and horror features. And if he can get his twin to laugh at a logline, he knows he’s onto something.

Unique traits: Can play trumpet, juggle and cartoon.

Gender:
Male

Height:
5' 11"

Weight:
175

Body type:
Athletic

Hair:
Medium

Hair color:
Brown

Eyes:
Blue

Ethnicity:
Caucasian

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2024-11-05

Double Recommended Screenwriter

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Time Served Budget: $5M - $10M | Thriller ⋄ Sci-fi In a near-future where criminals can serve their sentences by aging their bodies, a desperate 53-year-old man chooses to age 24 years overnight for a deadly hit and run that took out a man’s family. Now he must protect his family from the vengeful, younger survivor with his now frail, 77-year-old body.
Scare Me To Death Budget: $5M - $10M | Horror Gen Z-ers are dying in Chicago. It appears they have been scared to death! A young African American detective goes undercover and discovers a strange euthanasia service where depressed fright fans sign up to go out on a horror high.
Time Thief Budget: $10M - $30M | Sci-fi A semi-reformed thief with an illegal time machine risks his life retrieving incriminating evidence for criminals to pay for his estranged daughter's life-saving operation. But as the physical toll of time travel leaves him broken and near death (when you change events your body is battered on the return trip), he must outwit a ruthless mob boss and make one final sacrifice to save her—and redeem himself.
Stay Dead! Budget: $1M - $5M | Horror ⋄ Comedy As a zombie outbreak just begins to sweep through the city, an oblivious mob henchman struggles to dispose of a reanimated mob boss’s body (it keeps crawling out of his grave). The henchman must stop the zombie gangster before the evidence of the hit sparks a violent mob war. Goodfellas meets Shaun of the Dead.
I, Phone Budget: $10M - $30M | Thriller ⋄ Comedy A disgraced detective finds himself on a strange case after his new cell phone gets a text that reads, "HELP! I'VE BEEN MURDERED!"
The Magic Coupon Book Budget: $1M - $5M | Drama When he receives a book of magic coupons from his otherworldly Grandma (featuring such unique offers as "50 percent off Heartbreak,""Get Out Of Dangerous Situation Free" and "Instant Manhood") a young and materialistic Henry doesn't realize that there's a lot more to the book...and to life itself.
Jump Scare Budget: $1M - $5M | Horror Cursed with a hex by a vengeful ex, an aspiring screenwriter and his friends discover that what they write about each other comes true in real life. And when one evil group member seizes the opportunity to start killing off the others with his horror script, they wind up fighting for their lives.
I Feel Your Pain Budget: $10M - $30M | Comedy A struggling female journalist goes undercover to expose the hypocrisy of The Empathy Association, a group of wealthy women who pretend to be fighting for causes but are just having parties of privilege. Their first meeting involves a poverty simulation... at their country club! A satire on performative activism.
OK Boomer Budget: $1M - $5M | Comedy When an entitled and agist Gen Z kid hits and hurts a senior citizen, he is sentenced to three months hard time – as the elderly man’s roommate in a retirement community.
Billion Dollar Bounty Budget: $30M+ | Action A man’s quiet life is interrupted when his estranged, tech tycoon father announces to the world via TV and the internet that he wants his son dead. And the bounty is a billion dollars! Now the whole world is after the ultimate fugitive. But why does his dad want him dead?
Baby World Budget: $1M - $5M | Romance ⋄ Comedy When her boss endures a head injury that makes him behave like a baby, a peppy executive assistant must help ensure he’s still able to take over his family’s company. His tantrums are secretly recorded and put on Tiktok, inspiring a bunch of copycats and creating a world full of adult babies.
Mecha Madhouse Budget: $5M - $10M | Sci-fi ⋄ Horror A college grad is mistakenly sent to the world's first mechanized mental hospital. And the AI chief of psychiatry won't let him leave. "Megan" meets "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."
Doomsday Reprieve Budget: $10M - $30M | Sci-fi A psychotherapist on a space cruiser desperately wants to return home to his family but first must lead a mission of mercy: rescue 77 people from a dying planet. But why him? And why these 77 refugees?
The Hurt Budget: $100K - $1M | Drama A drug-addicted loner with a penchant for getting beat up in bars ("puttin' on the hurt"), tries to overcome his self-destruction with the help of his ex-girlfriend and her son.
The Genesis Contract Budget: $30M+ | Sci-fi ⋄ Adventure A hitman of the future is contacted from the past, the very very distant past, to perform a hit, the actual first murder for hire. On Cain. Eve hires the assassin to time travel to the year 3889 b.c. so she can get vengeance for the death of her beloved son Abel.
Expiration Date Budget: $1M - $5M | Sci-fi ⋄ Drama In a near future where AI predicts and adjusts people’s death dates based on their lifestyle, a cynical comedy writer falls in love—only to discover that every moment with his girlfriend shortens his life. As the countdown accelerates, he must decide whether love is worth dying for—or if there’s another way to beat the system.
The Last Zombie Budget: $5M - $10M | Horror Ten years after the zombie apocalypse, the world celebrates a world free of the undead. But one young man, hoping to profit from the nostalgia and impress his secret crush, has something he hopes to sell on Ebay- the world's last zombie.
The Scream Factory Budget: $10M - $30M | Thriller ⋄ Sci-fi A George Lucas-type director, famous for his eerily lifelike monster and alien films, shoots exclusively within his secluded, gated compound. After a stuntwoman’s mysterious death on set is quietly covered up, her sister infiltrates the production as a PA. She soon uncovers the chilling truth — the director’s hyper-realistic creatures are real, supplied by an alien ally using the films to pacify humanity before an impending invasion.
Wicked Game Budget: $5M - $10M | Horror Desperate for true love, a lonely woman makes a deadly pact with a witch: she’ll win the man of her dreams, but must sacrifice someone she loves each month for five months—only to find herself trapped in a curse that demands the ultimate price.
Always With Us Budget: $100K - $1M | Drama A successful businessman must find the homeless mother he's kept a secret from his family when he gets into trouble gambling.
The Overcomers Budget: $5M - $10M | Sci-fi ⋄ Comedy In a future where every obstacle in life is orchestrated by a high-tech regime, an empathetic 'obstacle department' worker risks everything to help a citizen she's assigned to... sparking a forbidden romance as they strive to escape the regime's control and reclaim their freedom.