Florists buy a used pet cremator  to burn up the human bodies they process through their Superior Customer Service Plan, thus allowing customers to purchase deadly Gift Certificates.
 

SYNOPSIS:

Molly, a Safeway florist, pricks her finger on a strange orchid and gets blasted back to Arkansas through a portal in the floral cooler. When she gets back home to Hot Springs, she discovers that she is the creator of The Superior Customer Service Plan which allows customers to purchase deadly Gift Certificates.

Her husband is also in Arkansas world, but he becomes convinced by a Ouija Board that he is the reincarnation of Meriwether Lewis. Things do not go well for Molly and Mark in Arkansas.