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SBANKERS

SBANKERS
By Dustin Burke

GENRE: Comedy
LOGLINE:

The first day on the job can always have a few sticky situations especially when you work at a Sperm Bank with no rules!!!

SYNOPSIS:

Shot like the popular film "Clerks" this feature is based on just one day of work. From the opening of the sperm bank where Kevin and Daniel are getting ready to meet their newest co-worker Amber. These three take us on a journey of what it's like to work in a sperm bank. From meeting and messing with crazy donors to messing with each other.

Kevin is the son of the owner of the sperm bank who hates his job, his co-worker and friend Daniel absolutely loves working at the sperm bank, even more, when he finds out his newest co-worker is an Instagram model. After showing her the ropes, they tell her about a game where they try to mess with the customers and try to gross each other out. When they find out that not only is she cool with the games but in fact wants to participate the stakes are raised even higher. Their day is full of awkward, funny, and even potentially gross moments all the while Kevin is trying to keep his enemy Eve, his father's right-hand woman from trying to get Daniel fired. Everything from messing with protesters, Kevin's father, and Daniel sneaking away to smoke weed in the nursery where the "kids" come to life and sing a song just for Daniel. This movie will break the mold and start with a P.S.A. warning that this movie is not for everyone.

Marketing will include another P.S.A. and trailer with a special opening for each warning the audience that this movie, trailer, P.S.A. is for immature audiences only.

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