Just when you thought it was safe to be a hippy

SYNOPSIS:

Many legends come out of the Pacific Northwest. One of the most infamous is of Aunt Mary and what she use to keep in her bedroom dresser drawer; however, that story has yet to be written so you are stuck with the small town Sheriff who faces an ancient evil. The woods are not safe as a creature lays havoc on community members and hippies. The Sheriff, along with Deputy Jeff, Wildlife Officer Webb, and a local Native Elder come together…oh, I forgot, and Hopper from the local cable company, come together to fight this creature from the depths of hell, or if you don't believe in hell; Jersey. As the Sheriff struggles with his prejudice and against the city Mayor who wants to keep the beaches open on the 4th of July…wait, that’s the Mayor from another movie. Anyway, these brave men and woman, and a dog, there is a dog, join forces with another ancient creature to…gotta go: my show is on.