“We f**ked up our predictions of the future!”

Statement from the Secretary of State 2031 before committing suicide

SYNOPSIS:

The year is 2032

Water is being rationed around the globe

America’s population is 750 million people

Over a quarter of them are homeless

The Government begins issuing Red Cards

This enables the holder to defend

themselves against the homeless

It’s not a zombie apocalypse we

needed to worry about

but the homeless apocalypse